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Voice: Martin had a word for everything... (A classroom. The young Martin has dosed off.) Teacher: Martin! Are you sleeping? Martin: No, ma'am. I was hypocontemplating. Teacher: Come again? (A cafeteria.) Co-worker: Martin! Why aren't you upstairs at your desk? Martin: Just externalobracating. Co-worker: Externa-what? (A courtroom. Reading a statement from a page, a defense lawyer pleas on behalf of his client.) Lawyer: Your honour, my client insists that he was not intoxicated at the wheel but merely in a temporary state of (slowing down) blotocondusis? (He turns and discreetly approaches his client.) Is that a word? This is a court of law, you know. Your defense depends on real words. Voice: Don't miss The Life of Martin, Word Inventor, back on this channel after being stolen by NBC six years ago, tonight! |
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| © 2007, 2013. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved. |
Monday, September 23, 2013
The Life of Martin, Word Inventor
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