Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Privileged Information

Privileged Information
Reporter: And another victim of the Green Bay Hacker has turned up in a sewer in a remote part of town. More at eleven.

Director: (Entering) Cut! You're right again! The police are amazed at the accuracy of your information in this case. Where do you get it?

Reporter: I'm sorry, I must protect my sources.

Director: I see. Well, anyway, it's lunch time.

Reporter: It is? Would you like a slice of coffee cake?

Director: That sounds scrumptious.

Reporter: Great. (She opens a drawer and pulls out a slab of cake. Then she pulls out a large cleaver and with a crazed look on her face she wildly chops her lunch to pieces.) Take that! (Chop) And that! (Chop) And that! (Chop. The director recoils in fear.)
  
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